{"product_id":"tall-dark-swolen-patriotic-gym-sweatshirt-funny-abraham-lincoln-crewneck-pullover-jumper-pump-cover","title":"Tall Dark Swolen Patriotic Gym Sweatshirt - Funny Abraham Lincoln Crewneck Pullover Jumper Pump Cover","description":"This hilarious and patriotic gym sweatshirt features the \"Tall. Dark. Swolen.\" meme with a swole Abraham Lincoln for ultimate 4th of July humor.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCelebrate your Independence Day gains in this cozy and funny pullover sweater, your essential post-workout pump cover for patriotic lift sessions.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe perfect crewneck jumper for the gym bro who loves USA pride, fitness memes, and showing off swolen dedication to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA must-have funny gym sweatshirt that cleverly blends bodybuilding culture with American history for the ultimate patriotic workout top.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis unique workout sweatshirt makes a fantastic gift for lifters, gymbros, and any fitness fanatic who loves celebrating gains and freedom.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDeclare your independence from weak workouts with the Tall Dark Swolen Patriotic Gym Sweatshirt. This premium crewneck pullover is for the lifter whose dedication to gains is as unwavering as their American pride. Featuring the iconic \"Tall. Dark. Swolen.\" design with a muscle-bound Abraham Lincoln, this funny workout sweatshirt is a hilarious nod to both fitness culture and patriotic spirit. Wear it as your motivational top for heavy July 4th lifting sessions or as the perfect, cozy pump cover for post-barbecue flexing. It’s more than a sweater; it’s a statement that you honor the founding fathers of fitness while building a physique worthy of the stars and stripes. This is the ultimate gym sweatshirt for anyone who believes the pursuit of happiness includes the pursuit of a killer pump.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk\u003cbr\u003e\n• Classic fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003cbr\u003e\n• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimers: \u003cbr\u003e\n• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eNext Cult Brand\u003c\/b\u003e ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at \u003cb\u003einfo@nextcultbrand.com\u003c\/b\u003e or write to us \u003cb\u003eNext Cult Brand.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Next Cult Brand","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":52354677506386,"sku":"7470740_5434","price":39.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52354677539154,"sku":"7470740_5435","price":39.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52354677571922,"sku":"7470740_5436","price":39.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52354677604690,"sku":"7470740_5437","price":39.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52354677637458,"sku":"7470740_5438","price":39.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":52354677670226,"sku":"7470740_5439","price":39.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0797\/4640\/0594\/files\/unisex-crew-neck-sweatshirt-black-front-694fe89733807.jpg?v=1766844591","url":"https:\/\/nextcultbrand.com\/ko\/products\/tall-dark-swolen-patriotic-gym-sweatshirt-funny-abraham-lincoln-crewneck-pullover-jumper-pump-cover","provider":"Next Cult Brand","version":"1.0","type":"link"}