{"product_id":"dreams-of-calorification-funny-gym-sweatshirt-calorie-bulking-jumper-crewneck-pullover-pump-cover","title":"Dreams of Calorification Funny Gym Sweatshirt - Calorie Bulking Jumper Crewneck Pullover Pump Cover","description":"Rock your bulking season in this hilarious \"Dreams of Calorification\" gym sweatshirt, a perfect parody for lifters who love fast food gains.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis cozy crewneck sweater is the ultimate funny pump cover for your post-workout bodybuilding sessions and cheat meal celebrations.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA must-have gym sweatshirt that combines Red Hot Chili Peppers-inspired humor with the eternal gymbro struggle between macros and burgers.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShow off your dedication to calorie-fueled gains with this standout workout sweatshirt, perfect for powerlifting gyms and casual wear alike.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis unique pullover top makes a fantastic gift for any fitness fanatic who lives for rock music, heavy lifting, and eating even heavier.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nChase those calorie-packed gains with the Dreams of Calorification Funny Gym Sweatshirt. This premium crewneck pullover is more than just a layer; it's a hilarious declaration of your bulking philosophy, perfectly parodying the classic rock vibe for the lifting community. Designed for the gymbro who knows that serious mass requires serious fuel (preferably of the fast-food variety), this funny workout sweatshirt is your go-to top for staying warm while you dream of your next meal. Whether you're wearing it as the perfect pump cover after an intense session or as a comfortable, statement-making jumper on rest day, it sparks laughs and nods of understanding. It’s the essential gym sweatshirt for anyone whose fitness journey is sound-tracked by rock anthems and the sizzle of the grill.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk\u003cbr\u003e\n• Classic fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003cbr\u003e\n• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimers: \u003cbr\u003e\n• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eNext Cult Brand\u003c\/b\u003e ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at \u003cb\u003einfo@nextcultbrand.com\u003c\/b\u003e or write to us \u003cb\u003eNext Cult Brand.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Next Cult Brand","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":52491096752466,"sku":"2533202_5434","price":39.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52491096785234,"sku":"2533202_5435","price":39.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52491096818002,"sku":"2533202_5436","price":39.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52491096850770,"sku":"2533202_5437","price":39.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52491096883538,"sku":"2533202_5438","price":39.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":52491096916306,"sku":"2533202_5439","price":39.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0797\/4640\/0594\/files\/unisex-crew-neck-sweatshirt-black-front-6969db5237af0.jpg?v=1768545124","url":"https:\/\/nextcultbrand.com\/nl\/products\/dreams-of-calorification-funny-gym-sweatshirt-calorie-bulking-jumper-crewneck-pullover-pump-cover","provider":"Next Cult Brand","version":"1.0","type":"link"}