{"product_id":"gym-hoodie-dost-thou-even-pedal-medieval-knight-air-bike-parody-for-hybrid-athletes","title":"Gym Hoodie Dost Thou Even Pedal Medieval Knight Air Bike Parody for Hybrid Athletes","description":"- Dost Thou Even Pedal mixes knight-themed humor with the chaos of air bike cardio.\u003cbr\u003e\n- Made for hybrid athletes, CrossFit fans, HIIT lovers, and people who embrace brutal conditioning.\u003cbr\u003e\n- Ideal for WODs, cardio training blocks, gym sessions, and casual wear.\u003cbr\u003e\n- Funny gift for an endurance athlete, gym bro, CrossFitter, or workout partner.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis gym hoodie is built around the “Dost Thou Even Pedal” joke, a medieval parody aimed straight at athletes who know the struggle of the air bike. Whether you call it an Assault Bike, fan bike, or just pure suffering, the joke captures a very real part of modern training culture.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is especially fitting for hybrid athletes, CrossFit members, and cardio-focused gym-goers who rotate between strength and endurance work. The humor works because it turns a dreaded but respected training tool into a funny badge of honor.\u003cbr\u003e\nThe hoodie is a strong option for pre-workout layering, post-training wear, colder seasons, or everyday casual use. Designed by Uplift Iron Club for Next Cult Brand, it blends cardio culture, medieval humor, HIIT energy, and functional gym style into a fun fitness piece.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEveryone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\nHeather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz\/yd² (271.25 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord\u003cbr\u003e\n• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex\u003cbr\u003e\n• Front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eNext Cult Brand\u003c\/b\u003e ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at \u003cb\u003einfo@nextcultbrand.com\u003c\/b\u003e or write to us \u003cb\u003eNext Cult Brand.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Next Cult Brand","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":54949476303186,"sku":"3697133_5530","price":49.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":54949476335954,"sku":"3697133_5531","price":49.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":54949476368722,"sku":"3697133_5532","price":49.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":54949476401490,"sku":"3697133_5533","price":49.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":54949476434258,"sku":"3697133_5534","price":49.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":54949476467026,"sku":"3697133_5535","price":49.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0797\/4640\/0594\/files\/unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-black-front-6ac3b3c618606.jpg?v=1791210448","url":"https:\/\/nextcultbrand.com\/products\/gym-hoodie-dost-thou-even-pedal-medieval-knight-air-bike-parody-for-hybrid-athletes","provider":"Next Cult Brand","version":"1.0","type":"link"}