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Bottlers FC Tottenham Hotspur Parody Hoodie, Funny Spursy Football Pullover Top for North London Banter

Bottlers FC Tottenham Hotspur Parody Hoodie, Funny Spursy Football Pullover Top for North London Banter

Regular price €49,95 EUR
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• Bottlers FC hoodie with a beat-up cockerel logo perched on a crushed bottle
• Funny Tottenham Hotspur parody hooded sweatshirt for Spursy football meme lovers
• North London jumper mocking struggling Spurs, losers and classic bottle jobs
• Pullover top with soccer parody art for fans laughing at bad Tottenham Hotspur form
• Bottlers and Bottlers FC design turns Spurs misery into wearable London humour

This Bottlers FC Tottenham Hotspur parody hoodie from Next Cult Brand is made for shoppers who want football banter with a proper punchline. The artwork turns the familiar proud-bird idea into a battered cockerel-style logo covered in plasters, scratches and Spursy sadness, standing on a crushed bottle like the official mascot of collapse. It is a funny hooded sweatshirt for anyone who believes Tottenham Hotspur are bottlers, North London’s most dramatic losers and experts in turning hope into memes. Whether worn as a jumper, pullover or everyday top, this soccer parody design is ideal for rival fans, group chat comedians and football supporters searching for a Tottenham Hotspur meme hoodie. A perfect pick for laughing at struggling Spurs, Bottlers FC jokes and London football disappointment.

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Next Cult Brand ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@nextcultbrand.com or write to us Next Cult Brand.

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📦 Delivery Times: 2-14 business days (varies by location/season)
🚚 Shipping Costs: Calculated at checkout
🎁 Free Shipping: Orders over €99* (most regions)

Returns & Refunds

Yes, you can return your package within 14 days. Simply send us an email to info@nextcultbrand.com, and we'll guide you through the process. See the full Return Policy.

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All of our orders are shipped by our POD (print on demand) as soon as the product is produced. Our products are made on demand, so it usually takes a few days for production and a few days for delivery.

Can I return my package?

Yes, you can return your package within 14 days. Simply send us an email to info@nextcultbrand.com, and we'll guide you through the process. See the full Return Policy.

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Please be patient, as delays, especially through customs, are possible. If the status has not changed after 3 days, contact us at info@nextcultbrand.com

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