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No Plates No Dates Funny Gym Shirt - Pump Cover T-Shirt for Gymbros & Lifters - Meme Workout Tee for Fitness & Gains

No Plates No Dates Funny Gym Shirt - Pump Cover T-Shirt for Gymbros & Lifters - Meme Workout Tee for Fitness & Gains

Regular price €19,95 EUR
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Gym Meme Magic: This funny gym shirt screams No Plates No Dates, perfect for gymbros who live for the iron and the gains.

Pump Cover Essential: Hide those post-workout noodles with this pump cover tee—because nobody needs to see that deflated look.

Lifter Approved: Designed for bodybuilding and powerlifting legends who know the struggle of leg day and empty gym racks.

Meme-Worthy Flex: Rock this T shirt to the gym and let everyone know you’re there for gains, not small talk or dates.

Gymbro Vibe: Whether you’re chasing PRs or just pretending to, this top keeps it real with a dose of gym humor.

No Plates No Dates? More like no gains, no glory! This funny gym shirt is the ultimate pump cover for lifters who take their workouts (and memes) seriously. Whether you’re a gymbro, a powerlifting beast, or just someone who appreciates a good fitness joke, this tee is your new gym essential.

The struggle of empty gym racks is real, but at least you can laugh about it in this meme-worthy T shirt. Perfect for bodybuilding enthusiasts, casual lifters, or anyone who’s ever side-eyed a gym tourist hogging the squat rack. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a statement. A statement that says, I’m here for the gains, not the small talk.

From deadlifts to dad jokes, this top has you covered—literally. Wear it to the gym, the protein bar, or anywhere you need to flex your sense of humor. Because let’s be real, if you’re not lifting, you’re probably scrolling through gym memes anyway.

Grab this pump cover tee and join the No Plates No Dates movement. Just don’t blame us when everyone at the gym starts nodding in agreement. Gains await, gymbro.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Next Cult Brand ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@nextcultbrand.com or write to us Next Cult Brand.

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📦 Delivery Times: 2-14 business days (varies by location/season)
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Yes, you can return your package within 14 days. Simply send us an email to info@nextcultbrand.com, and we'll guide you through the process. See the full Return Policy.

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