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Funny Patriotic Gym T-Shirt - I Want You To Eat Your Damn Protein Uncle Sam Pump Cover for 4th of July & Workout Gains
Funny Patriotic Gym T-Shirt - I Want You To Eat Your Damn Protein Uncle Sam Pump Cover for 4th of July & Workout Gains
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Show off your gains with this hilarious patriotic tee featuring Uncle Sam demanding you hit your macros—perfect for gymbros and lifters who love a good meme!
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Rock this funny gym shirt on the 4th of July, Independence Day, or any workout session to flex your American pride and dedication to gains.
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The ultimate pump cover for bodybuilding and powerlifting enthusiasts who want to rep USA while chasing those PRs in style.
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A must-have funny fitness shirt for gym rats who appreciate humor—Uncle Sam wants YOU to eat your protein and crush your workouts!
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Whether you're lifting, lounging, or celebrating America, this tee screams gains, freedom, and gym culture in one bold design.
Uncle Sam is calling—but this time, he’s not asking you to join the army. He’s demanding you EAT YOUR DAMN PROTEIN! This hilarious patriotic gym t-shirt is the perfect way to rep your love for America, gains, and gym memes all at once. Whether you're hitting the weights on the 4th of July or just flexing your dedication to fitness, this tee is the ultimate pump cover for lifters, bodybuilders, and powerlifters who live for the iron game.
Celebrate Independence Day, USA pride, and your relentless gym grind with this funny workout shirt. Designed for gymbros who appreciate a good laugh while chasing gains, it’s the ideal conversation starter at the squat rack or your next BBQ. The bold design merges classic Uncle Sam vibes with gym humor, making it a must-have for anyone who takes their fitness—and memes—seriously.
From deadlifts to backyard cookouts, this tee keeps the vibes high and the gains higher. Wear it as a badge of honor for your hard work, your love of freedom, and your refusal to skip leg day. Because nothing says "USA" like a gym rat who knows the real battle is in the weight room. Get yours now and let Uncle Sam remind the world—it’s time to EAT, LIFT, and REPEAT!
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EU representative: Next Cult Brand, info@nextcultbrand.com, Next Cult Brand, Riga, LV-1009, LV
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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📦 Delivery Times: 2-14 business days (varies by location/season)
🚚 Shipping Costs: Calculated at checkout
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How long does shipping take?
Delivery usually takes between 2-14 business days, depending on the exact location and the time of year.
Can I return my package?
Yes, you can return your package within 14 days. Simply send us an email to info@nextcultbrand.com, and we'll guide you through the process. See the full Return Policy.
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