Tall. Dark. Swolen. Patriotic Gym T-Shirt - Funny Abraham Lincoln Pump Cover Tee for 4th of July & Workout Gains

Show off your swole pride with this hilarious Tall. Dark. Swolen. t-shirt, featuring a meme-worthy Abraham Lincoln pump cover design for gymbros who love USA gains.

Perfect funny gym shirt for 4th of July, Independence Day, or any patriotic lift session—because nothing says America like fitness and freedom.

Whether you're hitting powerlifting PRs or just flexing for the mirror, this tee is the ultimate pump cover for bodybuilding legends and gym meme lords.

Lincoln may have freed the people, but this top is here to free the gains—wear it to the workout and let the USA know you’re swolen.

A must-have shirt for lifters who love funny gym humor, patriotic vibes, and looking swole while celebrating America’s greatness.

Get ready to turn heads at the gym with this Tall. Dark. Swolen. t-shirt—the ultimate funny gym shirt for lifters, gymbros, and patriotic fitness fanatics. Featuring a meme-worthy Abraham Lincoln pump cover design, this tee is perfect for 4th of July, Independence Day, or any workout where you want to flex your USA pride and your gains.

Lincoln may have been known for freeing the people, but this top is all about freeing the swole. Whether you're crushing powerlifting sessions, chasing bodybuilding glory, or just love a funny fitness meme, this shirt is your new go-to pump cover.

Ideal for gym legends who appreciate humor as much as they appreciate gains, this T shirt is a must-have for America-loving lifters. Wear it to the workout, the patriotic BBQ, or anywhere you want to show off your swolen pride. Because nothing says USA like fitness, freedom, and a funny gym shirt that makes everyone laugh (and maybe cry at their squat form).

Get yours now and let the gym know—you don’t just lift weights, you lift spirits (and maybe the Declaration of Independence). Tall. Dark. Swolen.—the only way to pump cover in America.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

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