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Consistency is Key Stoic Greek God Marble Sculpture Funny Gym Meme Pump Cover T-Shirt

Consistency is Key Stoic Greek God Marble Sculpture Funny Gym Meme Pump Cover T-Shirt

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This hilarious graphic tee features a ripped Stoic philosopher with the body of a Greek God marble statue, perfect for the gym.

Wear this funny gym shirt as your ultimate pump cover to celebrate your gains with a dose of ancient wisdom and modern meme culture.

The ultimate top for any Sigma, bodybuilder, or powerlifter who finds their gains in the iron temple of the weight room.

This isn't just a shirt; it's a statement tee for those who practice Stoicism and heavy lifting, finding strength in both mind and muscle.

Our graphic tee showcases a detailed marble sculpture design, embodying the spirit of Ancient Greece and the dedication of bodybuilding.

Channel your inner Sigma with this must-have funny gym shirt from Next Cult Brand. This graphic tee is the ultimate pump cover for any dedicated bodybuilder or powerlifter who appreciates the deeper connection between Stoicism and the iron paradise. The design features a Stoic philosopher reimagined as a ripped Greek God marble statue, blending the aesthetics of an ancient sculpture with modern gym meme humor. It’s more than just a t-shirt; it’s a tribute to the gains earned through unwavering Consistency in your workout. Whether you're chasing a new personal record or simply embracing the Stoic mindset of embracing the grind, this top speaks your language. Lifters and Gymbros alike will appreciate this witty nod to the philosophical side of bodybuilding. Grab this essential tee and wear your dedication on your sleeve.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Next Cult Brand ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@nextcultbrand.com or write to us Next Cult Brand.

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Your orders are professionally handled by our print-on-demand partners (Printful & Printify), who choose the best shipping options for your location.

📦 Delivery Times: 2-14 business days (varies by location/season)
🚚 Shipping Costs: Calculated at checkout
🎁 Free Shipping: Orders over €99* (most regions)

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How long does shipping take?

Delivery usually takes between 2-14 business days, depending on the exact location and the time of year.

Can I return my package?

Yes, you can return your package within 14 days. Simply send us an email to info@nextcultbrand.com, and we'll guide you through the process. See the full Return Policy.

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