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Funny Gym Sweatshirt - Dost Thou Even Hoist Sir? Workout Pullover & Pump Cover Top

Funny Gym Sweatshirt - Dost Thou Even Hoist Sir? Workout Pullover & Pump Cover Top

Обычная цена €39,95 EUR
Обычная цена €79,95 EUR Цена со скидкой €39,95 EUR
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This witty crewneck sweater features the legendary gym meme, "Dost Thou Even Hoist, Sir?"

Declare thy gains in iambic pentameter with this hilarious and classic pullover sweatshirt.

The perfect, comfy pump cover for post-workout flexes or pre-lift motivational attire.

A must-have funny gym sweatshirt for any weightlifting bard seeking glory in the iron temple.

This workout sweatshirt is a comedic tribute to both the iron game and the Elizabethan stage.

Embrace the most literary of gains with our "Dost Thou Even Hoist, Sir?" funny gym sweatshirt. This isn't just any workout sweatshirt; it's a declaration of your dedication, rendered in the finest Shakespearean tongue. Perfect as a reliable pump cover or a statement-making crewneck for the gym, this pullover is designed for those who find humor in the grind. Whether you're hitting a new PR or just hitting the couch after a brutal session, this top lets you celebrate your fitness journey with a dose of classic wit. This versatile sweater, or jumper, is the ultimate conversation starter, blending the worlds of high art and high intensity. Answer the eternal question of "do you even lift?" with unparalleled class and comedic timing in this essential gym sweatshirt.

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Next Cult Brand ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@nextcultbrand.com or write to us Next Cult Brand.

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Your orders are professionally handled by our print-on-demand partners (Printful & Printify), who choose the best shipping options for your location.

📦 Delivery Times: 2-14 business days (varies by location/season)
🚚 Shipping Costs: Calculated at checkout
🎁 Free Shipping: Orders over €99* (most regions)

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How long does shipping take?

Delivery usually takes between 2-14 business days, depending on the exact location and the time of year.

Can I return my package?

Yes, you can return your package within 14 days. Simply send us an email to info@nextcultbrand.com, and we'll guide you through the process. See the full Return Policy.

Why is my tracking information not updating?

Please be patient, as delays, especially through customs, are possible. If the status has not changed after 3 days, contact us at info@nextcultbrand.com

How do I find the right size for me?

We attach great importance to ensuring our clothing fits perfectly. On every product page, you'll find a size chart to help you determine your ideal size. If you're between sizes or unsure, we recommend choosing a size larger. This will ensure the items are comfortable and fit perfectly. See the full Size Guide.