Ascent Stoic Sigma Bodybuilder Tee: Funny Gym Meme Shirt & Greek God Marble Sculpture Pump Cover

This hilarious graphic tee features a hyper-masculine, stoic Greek god marble statue, perfectly capturing that post-workout "pump cover" confidence.

Embrace your inner Sigma with a funny gym meme design that celebrates the ancient philosophy of Stoicism and the modern pursuit of massive gains.

The ultimate lifting top for bodybuilders and powerlifters who find humor in the grind, making this T shirt a legendary gymbro conversation starter.

Our unique marble sculpture artwork transforms a classic ancient Greece statue into a symbol of dedication, perfect for your next workout session.

This isn't just a shirt; it's a statement piece for any fitness enthusiast who appreciates a clever blend of leadership mentality and gym humor.

Get ready to conquer the weights and the philosophy section with the Ascent Stoic Sigma Bodybuilder Tee. This premium graphic tee is more than just a shirt; it's your new favorite pump cover and a hilarious nod to gym culture. Featuring a detailed marble sculpture of a Stoic Greek god, this top perfectly merges the disciplines of ancient Greece with the iron paradise. Whether you're chasing new personal records in powerlifting or simply appreciating the meme-worthy side of the fitness journey, this T shirt speaks your language. It’s designed for the lifter who finds wisdom in the grind and humor in the hustle. Represent the powerful blend of a disciplined mindset and relentless dedication to gains. This is the official uniform for those who see the gym as a modern temple. Welcome to the Next Cult Brand.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Next Cult Brand ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@nextcultbrand.com or write to us Next Cult Brand.