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Poise & Power Stoic Sigma Bodybuilder Tee - Funny Greek God Sculpture Pump Cover Top
Poise & Power Stoic Sigma Bodybuilder Tee - Funny Greek God Sculpture Pump Cover Top
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- 14-day return policy
Celebrate your epic gains with a funny gym meme design that turns a Greek god sculpture into the perfect post-workout pump cover shirt.
Channel your inner Sigma male with this unique vintage marble statue graphic, a symbol of poise for dedicated lifters and bodybuilders.
This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a statement piece for the weight room, blending ancient Greece inspiration with modern fitness culture.
Get laughs and respect at the gym with this clever bodybuilding tee that combines Stoic philosophy themes with a love for powerlifting.
Unleash your inner monument to gains with the Poise & Power Stoic Sigma Bodybuilder Tee from Next Cult Brand. This isn't just another graphic tee; it's a hilarious tribute to the dual disciplines of mental fortitude and physical strength. Our unique design features a supremely ripped Greek god marble sculpture, embodying the Stoic poise required to conquer both heavy weights and life's challenges. This funny gym shirt is the ultimate pump cover, designed for the serious lifter who doesn’t take themselves too seriously. Whether you're chasing leadership in the boardroom or a new PR in the squat rack, this top speaks the language of dedication. Embrace the meme culture of bodybuilding and powerlifting with a design that resonates with every Gymbro who understands the pursuit of greatness. This versatile T-shirt is your new go-to for making a statement about your commitment to the iron paradise and ancient wisdom.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Next Cult Brand ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@nextcultbrand.com or write to us Next Cult Brand.
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Your orders are professionally handled by our print-on-demand partners (Printful & Printify), who choose the best shipping options for your location.
📦 Delivery Times: 2-14 business days (varies by location/season)
🚚 Shipping Costs: Calculated at checkout
🎁 Free Shipping: Orders over €99* (most regions)
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As a huge Batman fan and a gym regular, this shirt is just perfect. The material is super soft and has held up really well after multiple washes. I've gotten so many laughs and nods at the gym – it’s a total conversation starter. Finally, a pump cover that shows off my sense of humor along with my (aspiring) gains.

I've worn and washed this shirt a dozen times already, and it still looks brand new. The fit is perfect, and it's soft enough to wear all day. The Cookie Monster design is printed perfectly. It’s my new favorite shirt for both the gym and casual wear.

Absolutely love this shirt! As a bigger guy who's also a huge Batman fan, this design is hilarious and perfect. The material is super soft and the print quality is great. Got my normal size and it fits perfectly.

Wore this to The Weekend concert and got so many compliments. This shirt perfectly combines my love for The Weeknd and the gym. It's comfortable enough to sweat in but cool enough that I’ve worn it out

Saw a guy wearing this at my powerlifting gym and had to ask where he got it. So glad I found it here! The fit is great and the design is awesome. It’s become a staple for the gym. Perfect for anyone who takes their training seriously.

Bought this for my boyfriend and he hasn't taken it off! He's all about that bulking life and loves the Hulk, so this was a perfect match. The sizing was accurate and he said it's one of the most comfortable shirts he owns. Big win!

My husband is a huge Batman fan with a great sense of humor. When I saw this shirt with fat Batman on a scooter, I knew it was perfect. He hasn't stopped wearing it since it arrived! The fit is true to size and the material is soft. A hilarious and well-made tee.

As a powerlifter and a huge AC/DC fan, this shirt feels like it was made specifically for me. The quality is top-notch, and the design is a great conversation starter. It’s refreshing to see gym apparel that’s actually clever and not just another generic brand logo.

The design is genius and the quality is top-notch. It’s become my go-to for the gym. Fits true to size and the graphic is super soft, not that stiff plastic-y feel. Next Cult Brand nailed it with this one.
Do you have questions? We have answers!
How long does shipping take?
Delivery usually takes between 2-14 business days, depending on the exact location and the time of year.
Can I return my package?
Yes, you can return your package within 14 days. Simply send us an email to info@nextcultbrand.com, and we'll guide you through the process. See the full Return Policy.
Why is my tracking information not updating?
Please be patient, as delays, especially through customs, are possible. If the status has not changed after 3 days, contact us at info@nextcultbrand.com
How do I find the right size for me?
We attach great importance to ensuring our clothing fits perfectly. On every product page, you'll find a size chart to help you determine your ideal size. If you're between sizes or unsure, we recommend choosing a size larger. This will ensure the items are comfortable and fit perfectly. See the full Size Guide.