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Bottlers FC Tottenham Hotspur Parody Sweatshirt, Funny Spursy Football Crewneck for London Banter

Bottlers FC Tottenham Hotspur Parody Sweatshirt, Funny Spursy Football Crewneck for London Banter

Regular price €39,95 EUR
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• Bottlers FC sweatshirt features a battered cockerel logo, crushed bottle and funny banter
• Tottenham Hotspur parody sweater for Spursy football fans mocking struggling Spurs losers
• North London crewneck brings soccer meme energy to Bottlers FC and bad London football
• Funny jumper top turns Tottenham Hotspur bottle jobs into bold parody logo artwork
• Pullover for fans who love Bottlers, Spursy losers, football banter and soccer meme jokes

This Bottlers FC Tottenham Hotspur parody sweatshirt from Next Cult Brand is made for anyone who believes Spurs are never more dangerous than when they are about to bottle it. The design uses a bruised cockerel-style logo, bandaged leg, crushed bottle and arched Bottlers lettering to create a funny North London football meme with serious banter value. This crewneck, sweater, jumper, pullover and top is ideal for rival fans laughing at struggling Spurs, Tottenham Hotspur collapses and the legendary Spursy ability to make bad football history. It is a long-tail soccer parody piece for shoppers searching Bottlers FC, funny London football design, loser banter, parody logo and Tottenham Hotspur bottlers humour. A perfect gift for anyone who treats Spurs disappointment as a weekly comedy series.

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Next Cult Brand ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@nextcultbrand.com or write to us Next Cult Brand.

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Your orders are professionally handled by our print-on-demand partners, who choose the best shipping options for your location.

📦 Delivery Times: 2-14 business days (varies by location/season)
🚚 Shipping Costs: Calculated at checkout
🎁 Free Shipping: Orders over €99* (most regions)

Returns & Refunds

Yes, you can return your package within 14 days. Simply send us an email to info@nextcultbrand.com, and we'll guide you through the process. See the full Return Policy.

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Delivery usually takes between 2-14 business days, depending on the exact location and the time of year.
All of our orders are shipped by our POD (print on demand) as soon as the product is produced. Our products are made on demand, so it usually takes a few days for production and a few days for delivery.

Can I return my package?

Yes, you can return your package within 14 days. Simply send us an email to info@nextcultbrand.com, and we'll guide you through the process. See the full Return Policy.

Why is my tracking information not updating?

Please be patient, as delays, especially through customs, are possible. If the status has not changed after 3 days, contact us at info@nextcultbrand.com

How do I find the right size for me?

We attach great importance to ensuring our clothing fits perfectly. On every product page, you'll find a size chart to help you determine your ideal size. If you're between sizes or unsure, we recommend choosing a size larger. This will ensure the items are comfortable and fit perfectly. See the full Size Guide.

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