Ascent Stoic Lifter Tee: Funny Gym Meme Shirt & Greek God Marble Sculpture Pump Cover Top

This hilarious graphic tee features a ripped Stoic philosopher marble statue, perfectly blending Ancient Greece wisdom with modern gym motivation.

Embrace your inner Sigma with this funny gym shirt design, a must-have for any bodybuilder or powerlifting enthusiast chasing serious gains.

The ultimate pump cover for lifters, this top showcases a detailed marble sculpture design that celebrates the discipline of bodybuilding and Stoicism.

This unique graphic tee merges the worlds of fitness and philosophy, creating a standout meme shirt that every true gymbro will understand and appreciate.

Rock this cool T shirt with its ancient Greek god aesthetic for your next workout, making a statement about the ascent to your personal best.

Get ready to conquer the weights and embody the mindset of a Greek god with the Ascent Stoic Lifter Tee. This isn't just another t-shirt; it's your official pump cover for the iron temple. We've fused the timeless discipline of Stoicism with the relentless pursuit of gains, creating the perfect graphic tee for any bodybuilder, powerlifter, or dedicated gymbro. The centerpiece is a detailed marble sculpture of a Stoic philosopher who clearly never skipped arm day, a funny nod to the meme culture that fuels our fitness journeys. This top is for those who see the gym as their own personal Ancient Greece, where every workout is a step toward becoming a living statue. It’s more than a shirt—it’s a statement about the mental ascent required for physical greatness. Join the ranks of lifters who get the joke and the gains with this essential piece from Next Cult Brand. This unique T shirt is the perfect way to showcase your dedication to both the iron and the iron will of Stoic philosophy.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Next Cult Brand ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@nextcultbrand.com or write to us Next Cult Brand.