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Dreams of Calorification Funny Gym Sweatshirt - Calorie Bulking Jumper Crewneck Pullover Pump Cover

Dreams of Calorification Funny Gym Sweatshirt - Calorie Bulking Jumper Crewneck Pullover Pump Cover

Regular price €39,95 EUR
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Rock your bulking season in this hilarious "Dreams of Calorification" gym sweatshirt, a perfect parody for lifters who love fast food gains.

This cozy crewneck sweater is the ultimate funny pump cover for your post-workout bodybuilding sessions and cheat meal celebrations.

A must-have gym sweatshirt that combines Red Hot Chili Peppers-inspired humor with the eternal gymbro struggle between macros and burgers.

Show off your dedication to calorie-fueled gains with this standout workout sweatshirt, perfect for powerlifting gyms and casual wear alike.

This unique pullover top makes a fantastic gift for any fitness fanatic who lives for rock music, heavy lifting, and eating even heavier.

Chase those calorie-packed gains with the Dreams of Calorification Funny Gym Sweatshirt. This premium crewneck pullover is more than just a layer; it's a hilarious declaration of your bulking philosophy, perfectly parodying the classic rock vibe for the lifting community. Designed for the gymbro who knows that serious mass requires serious fuel (preferably of the fast-food variety), this funny workout sweatshirt is your go-to top for staying warm while you dream of your next meal. Whether you're wearing it as the perfect pump cover after an intense session or as a comfortable, statement-making jumper on rest day, it sparks laughs and nods of understanding. It’s the essential gym sweatshirt for anyone whose fitness journey is sound-tracked by rock anthems and the sizzle of the grill.

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Next Cult Brand ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@nextcultbrand.com or write to us Next Cult Brand.

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📦 Delivery Times: 2-14 business days (varies by location/season)
🚚 Shipping Costs: Calculated at checkout
🎁 Free Shipping: Orders over €99* (most regions)

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Yes, you can return your package within 14 days. Simply send us an email to info@nextcultbrand.com, and we'll guide you through the process. See the full Return Policy.

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Can I return my package?

Yes, you can return your package within 14 days. Simply send us an email to info@nextcultbrand.com, and we'll guide you through the process. See the full Return Policy.

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Please be patient, as delays, especially through customs, are possible. If the status has not changed after 3 days, contact us at info@nextcultbrand.com

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We attach great importance to ensuring our clothing fits perfectly. On every product page, you'll find a size chart to help you determine your ideal size. If you're between sizes or unsure, we recommend choosing a size larger. This will ensure the items are comfortable and fit perfectly. See the full Size Guide.

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