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Funny Edgar Allan Poe Gym Tank Top - The Plot Thickens Thicc Literary Meme Vest Muscle Shirt

Funny Edgar Allan Poe Gym Tank Top - The Plot Thickens Thicc Literary Meme Vest Muscle Shirt

Regular price €29,95 EUR
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Declare your literary gains with this "The Plot Thickens Thicc" funny gym tank top, the ultimate vest for poetic strength.

This lightweight muscle shirt is the perfect athletic shirt for high-intensity workouts where you're writing your own epic of muscle.

A must-have gym tank top that delivers a masterclass in meme craftsmanship, blending Edgar Allan Poe with bodybuilding pride.

This breathable workout tank top is designed for maximum mobility, allowing you to perform your sets with poetic precision and flow.

The perfect funny gym tank top for athletes who love classic literature, clever wordplay, and training to build a legendary physique.

Compose your magnum opus of muscle in the Edgar Allan Poe Funny Gym Tank Top. Engineered for peak performance, this high-quality muscle shirt keeps you cool while showcasing one of the most intellectually satisfying puns in fitness apparel. The "The Plot Thickens... Thicc" design on this athletic shirt is a tribute to the creative minds in the weight room, proving that brawn and brains are not mutually exclusive. As a lightweight and breathable vest, this gym tank top provides complete freedom for dramatic lifts and powerful movements, ensuring nothing constricts your performance. It’s the ultimate funny gym tank top for anyone who knows that the most impressive transformations are both physical and cerebral. Wear it, train with purpose, and let every rep add a compelling chapter to your story.

A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Next Cult Brand ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@nextcultbrand.com or write to us Next Cult Brand.

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Your orders are professionally handled by our print-on-demand partners (Printful & Printify), who choose the best shipping options for your location.

📦 Delivery Times: 2-14 business days (varies by location/season)
🚚 Shipping Costs: Calculated at checkout
🎁 Free Shipping: Orders over €99* (most regions)

Returns & Refunds

Yes, you can return your package within 14 days. Simply send us an email to info@nextcultbrand.com, and we'll guide you through the process. See the full Return Policy.

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How long does shipping take?

Delivery usually takes between 2-14 business days, depending on the exact location and the time of year.
All of our orders are shipped by our POD (print on demand) as soon as the product is produced. Our products are made on demand, so it usually takes a few days for production and a few days for delivery.

Can I return my package?

Yes, you can return your package within 14 days. Simply send us an email to info@nextcultbrand.com, and we'll guide you through the process. See the full Return Policy.

Why is my tracking information not updating?

Please be patient, as delays, especially through customs, are possible. If the status has not changed after 3 days, contact us at info@nextcultbrand.com

How do I find the right size for me?

We attach great importance to ensuring our clothing fits perfectly. On every product page, you'll find a size chart to help you determine your ideal size. If you're between sizes or unsure, we recommend choosing a size larger. This will ensure the items are comfortable and fit perfectly. See the full Size Guide.