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Horsecock Energy Funny Gym Hoodie - Parody Drink Meme Hooded Sweatshirt Pullover Pump Cover

Horsecock Energy Funny Gym Hoodie - Parody Drink Meme Hooded Sweatshirt Pullover Pump Cover

Regular price €49,95 EUR
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Harness the power of the ultimate gym meme with this "Horsecock Energy" funny gym hoodie, a parody masterpiece for dedicated lifters.

This cozy hooded sweatshirt is the perfect pullover to keep you warm and dialed in, serving as your legendary, high-vibe pump cover.

A hilarious and bold gym hoodie that declares your workout energy comes from hoisting heavy plates, not from standard energy drinks.

This funny workout hoodie is the ideal top for powerlifting sessions, heavy deadlifts, and showing off your elite gymbro humor.

The perfect gift for the lifter in your crew who’s all about max effort, personal records, and unforgettable gym culture memes.

Channel the most powerful force in the gym with the Horsecock Energy Funny Gym Hoodie. This premium hooded sweatshirt is your uniform for maximum effort, blending the gritty reality of heavy lifting with the kind of joke only true gym rats understand. The standout parody design on this pullover celebrates the raw, unfiltered energy it takes to move serious weight, making it the ultimate layer for those who live for the iron. Use it as a functional pump cover to trap heat between intense sets or as your signature piece for owning the weight room with confidence and a smirk. This funny gym hoodie proves that your dedication is fueled by something far stronger than caffeine. If you're ready to lift, laugh, and look epic doing it, this is the must-have workout hoodie for your collection.

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Next Cult Brand ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@nextcultbrand.com or write to us Next Cult Brand.

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Your orders are professionally handled by our print-on-demand partners (Printful & Printify), who choose the best shipping options for your location.

📦 Delivery Times: 2-14 business days (varies by location/season)
🚚 Shipping Costs: Calculated at checkout
🎁 Free Shipping: Orders over €99* (most regions)

Returns & Refunds

Yes, you can return your package within 14 days. Simply send us an email to info@nextcultbrand.com, and we'll guide you through the process. See the full Return Policy.

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How long does shipping take?

Delivery usually takes between 2-14 business days, depending on the exact location and the time of year.
All of our orders are shipped by our POD (print on demand) as soon as the product is produced. Our products are made on demand, so it usually takes a few days for production and a few days for delivery.

Can I return my package?

Yes, you can return your package within 14 days. Simply send us an email to info@nextcultbrand.com, and we'll guide you through the process. See the full Return Policy.

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Please be patient, as delays, especially through customs, are possible. If the status has not changed after 3 days, contact us at info@nextcultbrand.com

How do I find the right size for me?

We attach great importance to ensuring our clothing fits perfectly. On every product page, you'll find a size chart to help you determine your ideal size. If you're between sizes or unsure, we recommend choosing a size larger. This will ensure the items are comfortable and fit perfectly. See the full Size Guide.