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Massive Stoic Bodybuilder Marble Statue Graphic Tee Funny Gym Meme Pump Cover T-Shirt

Massive Stoic Bodybuilder Marble Statue Graphic Tee Funny Gym Meme Pump Cover T-Shirt

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• Features a ripped Greek God statue lifting weights for a hilarious gym meme tee design.
• This funny Stoicism shirt showcases a massive marble sculpture with unreal gym gains.
• The ultimate sigma pump cover for bodybuilding, powerlifting, and workout sessions.
• Get this graphic tee with an ancient Greece sculpture design for your next gym session.
• A top-tier funny gym shirt for any gymbro chasing those marble statue aesthetics.

Unleash your inner sigma and showcase those marble sculpture gains with this Massive Stoic Bodybuilder graphic tee. This isn't just a shirt; it's a powerful pump cover for any dedicated lifter. Our hilarious design features a ripped Greek god statue, a true symbol of ancient Greece, finally achieving his ultimate physique. This funny gym meme tee perfectly blends the philosophy of Stoicism with the relentless pursuit of the gym, making it the perfect top for bodybuilding, powerlifting, or any workout. Celebrate your dedication to the iron temple and the quest for massive gains with this standout T shirt. It’s more than a graphic tee; it's a statement for every gymbro who understands the grind. This is the kind of witty, must-have apparel you’d expect from the Next Cult Brand. Grab your very own piece of marble statue art and wear your gains with pride in this premium Stoic lifter T shirt.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Next Cult Brand ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@nextcultbrand.com or write to us Next Cult Brand.

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📦 Delivery Times: 2-14 business days (varies by location/season)
🚚 Shipping Costs: Calculated at checkout
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Delivery usually takes between 2-14 business days, depending on the exact location and the time of year.

Can I return my package?

Yes, you can return your package within 14 days. Simply send us an email to info@nextcultbrand.com, and we'll guide you through the process. See the full Return Policy.

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