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Paranoid Lifters Black Sabbath Heavy Metal Tee - Pump Cover Workout Top for Gymbros & Gains - Funny Gym Shirt
Paranoid Lifters Black Sabbath Heavy Metal Tee - Pump Cover Workout Top for Gymbros & Gains - Funny Gym Shirt
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Pump Cover Perfection: Show off your post-workout pump in this funny gym shirt—because sleeves are optional, but gains are mandatory.
Meme-Worthy Motivation: Rock this tee and channel your inner Gymbro with a side of Sabbath-inspired iron-pumping energy.
Lift, Repeat, Sabbath: A must-have powerlifting top for those who squat to Paranoid and deadlift to War Pigs.
Gym Comedy Gold: This workout shirt blends heavy metal and heavy weights—perfect for gym rats who take lifting (but not themselves) seriously.
Unleash your inner Gymbro with this hilarious Paranoid Lifters Black Sabbath Heavy Metal T-shirt—the ultimate pump cover for fitness fanatics who live for gains and Sabbath riffs. Whether you’re hitting PRs or just pretending to know what you’re doing at the squat rack, this funny gym shirt is your new workout essential.
Designed for lifters, bodybuilders, and powerlifting enthusiasts who appreciate a good meme, this tee combines gym humor with iconic metal vibes. Picture this: you’re mid-set, veins popping, Paranoid blasting in your earbuds—now you’ve got the perfect shirt to match the chaos. It’s not just a T shirt; it’s a statement that you take your workouts (and your Ozzy worship) seriously… sort of.
From deadlifts to dumbbells, this Black Sabbath-inspired top is the ultimate conversation starter. Gymbros will nod in approval, while casual lifters might just ask if you’re actually in the band. Either way, you win. The bold design screams heavy metal, heavy weights—because why choose between lifting and headbanging when you can do both?
Whether you’re chasing gains, flexing your pump, or just love a funny gym shirt that screams I lift and I know things, this Paranoid tee is your new go-to. Wear it to the gym, the pit, or the protein shake aisle—wherever your iron journey takes you. Because gains don’t wait, and neither does Sabbath.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
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