Suffering is Gainz Stoic Greek God Marble Sculpture Funny Gym Pump Cover T-Shirt

This hilarious graphic tee features a cracked marble statue of a Stoic Greek God, because true gains are built on a foundation of suffering.

Embrace your inner Sigma with this philosophical gym shirt that lets you wear your dedication, both to the iron and to ancient wisdom.

The perfect pump cover for bodybuilders and powerlifters who understand that the path to greatness is paved with heavy lifts and heavier thoughts.

This funny gym meme shirt declares that your workouts are a form of modern-day Stoicism, transforming the gym into your personal Ancient Greece.

More than just a top, this tee is a statement piece for any gymbro who finds humor in the daily struggle for sculpted, statue-like gains.

Channel the spirit of a Greek God with this ultimate Stoic bodybuilding tee from Next Cult Brand. This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a pump cover for philosophers, a declaration that the iron temple is where modern sculpture happens. We fused a classic marble statue aesthetic with a dose of gym-humor meme culture. For every lifter who knows that real suffering leads to real gains, this graphic tee is your banner. Wear this top and embody the Sigma mindset: calm on the surface, but grinding through the struggle underneath. It’s the perfect funny gym shirt for anyone who views their workout as a form of ancient Stoic practice. Whether you're chasing a new PR or just appreciating the irony, this design connects the dots between lifting, Stoicism, and looking like a masterpiece in progress. Grab your gains and this legendary tee today

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Next Cult Brand ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@nextcultbrand.com or write to us Next Cult Brand.