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Integrity of the Stoic Sigma: Funny Gym Meme Tee for Bodybuilding Gains & Marble Sculpture Pump Cover

Integrity of the Stoic Sigma: Funny Gym Meme Tee for Bodybuilding Gains & Marble Sculpture Pump Cover

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This Stoic graphic tee features a ripped Greek God marble statue sculpture, celebrating the ancient pursuit of gains and integrity.

Our funny gym shirt design is the ultimate pump cover for bodybuilding, powerlifting, and fitness lifters chasing that sigma look.

This masculine leadership top showcases a detailed ancient Greece statue, perfect for your next workout as a dedicated gymbro.

Wear this premium tee and embody the powerful meme of a philosopher with the physique of a marble sculpture from the gym.

This unique T-shirt blends Stoicism and bodybuilding for a hilarious yet meaningful statement piece about integrity and lifting.

Embody the ultimate fusion of mind and muscle with the Integrity of the Stoic Sigma T-shirt. This isn't just another graphic tee; it’s a wearable meme and the ultimate pump cover for the discerning gymbro who finds wisdom in the iron paradise. Our design features a hyper-detailed marble sculpture of a ripped Greek God, a statue symbolizing the peak of masculine form achieved in ancient Greece and the modern gym. This top is for lifters, bodybuilders, and powerlifting enthusiasts who appreciate a funny nod to their lifestyle. It’s a conversation-starting shirt that speaks to the core principles of Stoicism and Integrity, all while you chase your next set of gains. More than just a shirt, it's a statement about the disciplined pursuit of greatness, both physically and mentally. Discover your new favorite gym essential, a funny gym shirt that bridges the gap between the weight rack and philosophical depth. This is the definitive top for those who see the humor in the grind. Welcome to your next favorite tee from Next Cult Brand.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Next Cult Brand ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@nextcultbrand.com or write to us Next Cult Brand.

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