Bring the charm and hilarity of Clarkson’s Farm into your daily life with a delightful twist! Whether it’s Jeremy Clarkson riding Pepper the Cow into chaos or Kaleb Cooper questioning every decision with unwavering expertise, this nod to farming and fun is sure to spark laughter. Fans of Diddly Squat Farm will appreciate Gerald’s incomprehensible yet oddly profound wisdom, Charlie’s endless streak of negativity, and the unrelenting pursuit of Power and Speed! amidst a life of plowing fields. Perfect for fans of The Grand Tour, Top Gear, or anyone who just loves a good farm-based meme, this playful homage captures the essence of countryside calamity and Clarkson’s stubborn determination. From Jeremy’s iconic antics to Kaleb’s relatable eye rolls, it’s a celebration of farm life, farmer humor, and all things Clarkson’s Farm. Show your appreciation for the “less-than-efficient” farming methods, unexpected animal drama, and unforgettable fan art inspired by Pepper, Gerald, and the gang. Great as a funny gift for fellow fans or a unique conversation starter, it’s the perfect way to honor the absurdity of turning 1,000 acres into comedic gold. Get ready to relive the laughs, share the memes, and channel the hilarious chaos of Diddly Squat into your everyday adventures!
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
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Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
